Marty Talbert said: August 14, 2010 7:44 am PST
Biker cops invade the pickle-the aftermath.
The food and service were superior. The following observations were made by veteran cops and detectives assigned to the case:
1.) We had our choice of Sturgis or the Pickle. The Pickle was chosen four to one.
2.) Women and children were cleared off the streets by the time we arrived. Someone took it awful serious.
3.) Amber has a beautiful face. Her face has launched a thousand ships, but where are they to sail?
4.) Jen is the Jennifer Aniston of Markle. Her beauty is radiant, and it shines like a beacon in the night.
5.) Tracy Goetz has single handedly caused massive shortages of all categories of designer class Pickle wear. Seeing is believing, and even without a run on the catwalk Pickle wear sells. Her teeth are as white as the driven snow.
6.) Had anyone come in and been disruptive, disrespectful or just plain rude on Wednesday justice would have been rendered in a tiny town in Indiana. Trial not necessary.
7.) Homicide is the ultimate rejection of society's values.
8.) Give your blood to the red cross-don't spill it on the highway.
9.) Keep those Markle cops writing tickets. Veteran state troopers know that when the ink flows the blood slows.
10.) There are no bones in ice cream.
11.) When the wives and girlfriends who did not ride were informed of the Pickle wear shortage it caused widespread panic.
12.) Everyone made it home safe and sound. No grand jury indictments are anticipated.